Remember how Louis C.K. released a comedy special on his own site for $5.00, and then lots of other famous comedians did it, too, because who needs THE MAN, right? Art, y’all, art. Problem is, if you aren’t already famous, it’s hard to get thousan…
Guys, I’m selling one joke for $10.99. Even the Huff Po wants you to buy it!
Well I’ve got the perfect contest for you. My new YouTube tutorial will teach you how to be a hater. Once you’ve learned how to hate, I challenge you to leave a hateful comment on my YouTube video. And make it mean, because I will give the writer of the most hateful comment $10.
I understand you might feel a little timid. Maybe you’re aren’t comfortable hating on me since I haven’t done anything to you. If you need some encouragement, I wrote the next paragraph for you. Again, don’t read the next paragraph unless you need the encouragement.
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! You’re NOT GOOD ENOUGH to write a hateful comment on my latest YouTube tutorial. You’re a piece of shit and everyone knows it! You probably can’t stop looking at creepy internet porn long enough to write a hateful comment. You’re a worm! A worthless worm!
I sincerely hope that helped. Now go learn how to be a hater!