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August 20, 2014 at 10:24am
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Would You Pay $10.99 For One Joke? →

Guys, I’m selling one joke for $10.99. Even the Huff Po wants you to buy it!

July 12, 2014 at 12:46pm
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Lisa Kudrow plays Dawn, a regular gal whose world gets a little HAIRY…

Lisa Kudrow plays Dawn, a regular gal whose world gets a little HAIRY…

June 25, 2014 at 12:41pm
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So You Think You Can Hate?

Do you like money?

Do you wish you could be a hater on YouTube?

Well I’ve got the perfect contest for you. My new YouTube tutorial will teach you how to be a hater. Once you’ve learned how to hate, I challenge you to leave a hateful comment on my YouTube video. And make it mean, because I will give the writer of the most hateful comment $10. 

I understand you might feel a little timid. Maybe you’re aren’t comfortable hating on me since I haven’t done anything to you. If you need some encouragement, I wrote the next paragraph for you. Again, don’t read the next paragraph unless you need the encouragement.

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! You’re NOT GOOD ENOUGH to write a hateful comment on my latest YouTube tutorial. You’re a piece of shit and everyone knows it! You probably can’t stop looking at creepy internet porn long enough to write a hateful comment. You’re a worm! A worthless worm!

I sincerely hope that helped. Now go learn how to be a hater!

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Community Post: YouTube Video Dares You To Be A Hater (CONTEST) →

May 8, 2014 at 12:59pm
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But how can I date them all?