WE DID IT! #ComedySingle A Hit!
To my #fans and #friends: THANK YOU.
Wanna Be A Grandpa, my debut #comedysingle, was a massive hit. I want to thank everyone who paid $10.99 for my one joke on CD. You supported #art, and that’s #prettycool.
I want to thank every comedian and improvisor who performed at last night’s release party. You killed it! (btw, I’m sorry I couldn’t pay you for performing on the show. If you’re hard up on cash might I suggest releasing one joke on CD? Trust me: It works!)
And thanks to those who made producing this single possible. Mindy Tucker's photos. Tom Censani's design work. Ian Stroud's directing. Mary Lordesexecutive producing. And lastly a big shout out to Johnny Tigs who recorded about two years worth of sets. If selling only one joke is offensive to anyone, it’s to him.
It’s important to know this isn’t something I alone accomplished… it’s something WE accomplished. We got some press. We started a conversation about art on Reddit. We fought online #piracy. WE did all that #2gether. I think I may be the only artist in the world who can say this, but I LOVE MY FANS. Without you none of this would be possible. From the bottom of my heart, thank you thank you thank you. #Dare2Dream #Respect #OneJoke #ComedySingle #ShakeTheHatersOff#GottaBme #YouMakeMeStronger
Remember how Louis C.K. released a comedy special on his own site for $5.00, and then lots of other famous comedians did it, too, because who needs THE MAN, right? Art, y’all, art. Problem is, if you aren’t already famous, it’s hard to get thousan…
Guys, I’m selling one joke for $10.99. Even the Huff Po wants you to buy it!
Lisa Kudrow plays Dawn, a regular gal whose world gets a little HAIRY…
June 25, 2014 at 12:41pm
So You Think You Can Hate?
Do you like money?
Do you wish you could be a hater on YouTube?
Well I’ve got the perfect contest for you. My new YouTube tutorial will teach you how to be a hater. Once you’ve learned how to hate, I challenge you to leave a hateful comment on my YouTube video. And make it mean, because I will give the writer of the most hateful comment $10.
I understand you might feel a little timid. Maybe you’re aren’t comfortable hating on me since I haven’t done anything to you. If you need some encouragement, I wrote the next paragraph for you. Again, don’t read the next paragraph unless you need the encouragement.
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! You’re NOT GOOD ENOUGH to write a hateful comment on my latest YouTube tutorial. You’re a piece of shit and everyone knows it! You probably can’t stop looking at creepy internet porn long enough to write a hateful comment. You’re a worm! A worthless worm!
I sincerely hope that helped. Now go learn how to be a hater!