ZACH BROUSSARD

Hi. I'm a comedian in New York City.
I perform at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and beyond. This is just my blog. To see my stand-up, videos or upcoming shows, go to ZachBroussard.com and also you should follow me on Twitter.

July 12, 2014 at 12:46pm
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Lisa Kudrow plays Dawn, a regular gal whose world gets a little HAIRY…

Lisa Kudrow plays Dawn, a regular gal whose world gets a little HAIRY…

June 25, 2014 at 12:41pm
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So You Think You Can Hate?

Do you like money?

Do you wish you could be a hater on YouTube?

Well I’ve got the perfect contest for you. My new YouTube tutorial will teach you how to be a hater. Once you’ve learned how to hate, I challenge you to leave a hateful comment on my YouTube video. And make it mean, because I will give the writer of the most hateful comment $10. 

I understand you might feel a little timid. Maybe you’re aren’t comfortable hating on me since I haven’t done anything to you. If you need some encouragement, I wrote the next paragraph for you. Again, don’t read the next paragraph unless you need the encouragement.

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! You’re NOT GOOD ENOUGH to write a hateful comment on my latest YouTube tutorial. You’re a piece of shit and everyone knows it! You probably can’t stop looking at creepy internet porn long enough to write a hateful comment. You’re a worm! A worthless worm!

I sincerely hope that helped. Now go learn how to be a hater!

10:51am
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Community Post: YouTube Video Dares You To Be A Hater (CONTEST) →

May 8, 2014 at 12:59pm
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Reblogged from marylordes

marylordes:

But how can I date them all?

April 21, 2014 at 10:39am
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WE DID IT! #ZachsEaster420tweet at 420 Retweets EXACTLY

Dear ‪#‎Friends‬ and ‪#‎Family‬ and ‪#‎Fans‬: WE DID IT.

Yesterday, we got ‪#‎ZachsEaster420tweet‬ all the way to 420 retweets! And whenever some idiot added another retweet, some of your were willing to UNDO your retweets to keep this special #420 tweet at exactly ‪#‎420retweets‬. It was a beautiful thing.

What we accomplished yesterday proves a few things: 1) ANYTHING is possibly if you put your mind to it and are willing to promote it for several days. 2) People will take advantage of a tweet if they are reminded that it’s 100% free. 3) My fans (who I like to call Parrotheads) are the greatest in the world.

The battle still rages on, so I encourage you to check in with the tweet every now and then to make sure it stays at 420. Here’s the link: 
https://twitter.com/ZachBroussard/status/457913394398777344

I also want to remind everyone that I didn’t make any money from yesterday’s tweet. It was 100% free to read a retweet. The ‪#‎reward‬ I get is seeing people let ‪#‎loose‬ and have ‪#‎fun‬.

Here’s a great screen-grab from last night’s victory. Were you one of the 420 retweets? Tag yourself in it so we can keep this party rolling!

#ZachsEaster420tweet ‪#‎ChangeDaGame‬ ‪#‎LoveMyParrotheads‬