January 2011
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Jesus Feeds the Multitudes
[After arranging a special delivery of 5000 loaves of bread and a comparable amount of fish, a deal secured through a girl he dated that co-owned a catering service, Jesus turned to his disciple Matthew with an idea.] JESUS: Matty Boy. Do me a favor and write down everything I’m doing today. I really think this is going to be a big one, marketing-wise. MATTHEW: You got it, dude. [The...
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UPCOMING SHOWS AND SHITZ
Hey Friends, Big news and big shows coming up. I just got back from doing stand-up shows in LOS ANGELES (which I guess explains why I’m wearing this gnarly Body Glove tank top and these uncomfortable hemp shoes). But I’m back in NYC and rehearsing for the first show with my new sketch team at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Our team is called FAMBLY and we debut on January...
ZACH AND ZACH DU KOMEDY UP IN YUR SHITZ
And so it begins. The greatest journey that two men (?) named Zach have ever taken.
SHOWS COMPLETED
January 1st -Lafayette, LA (at Artmosphere)
A PERSON LITERALLY DIED FROM LAUGHING AT THIS SHOW. Afterward, we were still able to get a few small chuckles from his corpse.
UPCOMING SHOWS
January 4th - New Orleans, LA (Lost Love Lounge, 10pm)
January 5th - Baton Rouge, LA (The Station, 9pm)
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