ZACH BROUSSARD IS A COMEDIAN AND THIS IS HIS SITE

MY PERSONAL TIMELINE

1983 
(Age: 1 day)  
Born poor in small country hospital with only the shirt on my back.
And by “shirt” I mean “weird fluids.”


1991 
(Age:  8) 
My first communion!
Now officially a foodie.


1995   
(Age: 12)
Discover masturbation.
Unfortunately it was discovered immediately before Sunday mass.
Discover shame.


1996-1999
(Age: 13-16)
Continue experimenting with masturbation.
This period is dubbed by experts as the No Pants Renaissance.


2000
(Age: 17)
Elected president of the student body.
In the years that followed, my high school suffers from several fundraising failures.
While not directly linked, I fear my time in office is commonly blamed.
(I never actually delivered on my campaign promise to put a soda machine in every locker.)


2001
(Age: 18)
Join a college fraternity.


2002
(Age: 19)
Kicked out of a college fraternity.
By not hazing I’m found to be emotionally neglecting, a subtle form of hazing.


2005
(Age: 22)

Graduated from college with honor* - though not technically with honors. Graduating with pride is what really matters, I begin convincing myself.

2007
(Age: 24)
Move to New York to become a star!
Settle for being a star at a local temp agency.


2008-2010
(Age: Unknown)
The No Pants Renaissance continues.
This renaissance may very well last forever.