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May 2, 2012 at 9:01am

Yesterday’s Weird Tom Morello Concert

As you guys know, I’m a big Tom Morello fan. I’m really into his acoustic stuff as The Nightwatchman and I hear his earlier music is pretty decent too.

Since I’m such a giant fan, I decided to check out the free concert he held yesterday in New York City. It’s not every day I get a sitter for the twins, so I really let my hair down yesterday!

The show was great, but the crowd did have a stronger union contingency than I was expecting.

And I definitely wasn’t expecting Tom Morello to be so popular among the NYPD.

Not exactly sure how many people were there, but Fox News estimated it at around 34 “drug-using Tom Morello fans.”

After the concert - YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS - but Tom Morello led all 34 of us on a tour of the city that ended on the historic Wall Street. Not only did all of the Morello-heads tag along for the tour, but so did all of those Morello-loving cops!

Somebody must have sneaked in some booze, though, because the second we got to the historic Wall Street area… everyone started wrestling and horse-playing.

Maybe I’m just getting too old for rock ‘n’ roll shows? Needless to say, guys, I think I’ll be sitting out of the next Tom Morello concert.